#471 Don't outlive your teeth.
It is acceptable to outlive your teeth through neglect (e.g. Shane MacGowan) or accident, but never when you've taken care of them like a typical bourgeois.
Nursing homes and living room couches are unworthy deathbeds for a human being. (If you doubt the truth of this statement then you're probably the type of person who's going to outlive their teeth.) As Fassbinder said, "Everyone must decide for himself whether it is better to have a brief but more intensely felt existence or to live a long and ordinary life."
Should your teeth begin to loosen, start doing all the things you were too afraid to do back when you took the job at place A rather than place B simply because it provided you with better dental coverage.
#2767 Never capitalize someone's name unless they deserve it.
Always default to lower case, not capital―we have it backwards. Capital letters should rest like a crown upon the name.